• BornVolcano@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Considering contractions would be part of the birthing process caused by hormones overall, probably still painful. I don’t think her uterus realizes it’s elastagirl on a hormonal level. Just because you know and can solve the issue doesn’t mean your body stops freaking out

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.caEnglish
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      1 year ago

      This is the unfortunate real answer. It’s like… Just because you have the ability to move your leg doesn’t mean you can actually move it when you’re having a cramp.

      But like… We don’t want real. We want funny. You rained on our parade with so much placenta.