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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king “commit suicide” to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.

    What a dumb site.

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      I mean in all fairness it was probably a bot that flagged that.

      By the time I left (API shenengigans) Reddit was already a place where bots interacted with bots half the time.

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        One of my favorite moments on reddit was spotting a bot that spouted unrelated nonsense. I checked the comment history and found users responding earnestly to the nonsense. While it was hilarious, it was also quite sad, the state of those people.

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          One of the funnier ones for me was a “your words are in alphabetical order” bot replying it to the haiku-bot that replied to the human first. The alphabetical-order bot didn’t reply to te the human as well; but to the haiku-bot, mind you!

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          What people? “It’s bots all the way down, of course!”

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They should have known you were just horsing around.

      • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        He got pawnd!

        • fossphi@lemm.ee
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          Google helpline numbers

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s too late for me. My coworker pull requested before I could and now I think I’m going to commit merge conflict.

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      Just base your stuff on their stuff and hassle everyone to merge that other PR.

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    That’s not a mistake git can do that to people. Especially those who have never used git via command line.

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      Yeah, imagine you accidently commit over weeks of work, or hell, if it’s the main branch, and you deleted the other origin branch prior to merging, it could be a lot more than a few weeks worth of work. The revert to a previous commit… shutters.

      • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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        Its even scarier when master branch is prod

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          Don’t tell me ghost stories right now, it’s almost my bedtime.

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        That’s when you call in a wizard.

        They do git necromancy and sacrifice a goat to the reflog to recover your code

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          Ah, yes, the reflog incantation. It is said that it can be performed only by those who have rebased on an hard reset origin.

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    That’s a really long phone number. Crazy that it has 7 repeating numbers in succession.

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      Considering suicide? Type in these 18 numbers without mistakes while you think about it…

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        0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

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          That’s easy to remember!

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    -my existence

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