- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king “commit suicide” to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.
What a dumb site.
I mean in all fairness it was probably a bot that flagged that.
By the time I left (API shenengigans) Reddit was already a place where bots interacted with bots half the time.
One of my favorite moments on reddit was spotting a bot that spouted unrelated nonsense. I checked the comment history and found users responding earnestly to the nonsense. While it was hilarious, it was also quite sad, the state of those people.
One of the funnier ones for me was a “your words are in alphabetical order” bot replying it to the haiku-bot that replied to the human first. The alphabetical-order bot didn’t reply to te the human as well; but to the haiku-bot, mind you!
What people? “It’s bots all the way down, of course!”
They should have known you were just horsing around.
He got pawnd!
Google helpline numbers
It’s too late for me. My coworker pull requested before I could and now I think I’m going to commit merge conflict.
Just base your stuff on their stuff and hassle everyone to merge that other PR.
That’s not a mistake git can do that to people. Especially those who have never used git via command line.
Yeah, imagine you accidently commit over weeks of work, or hell, if it’s the main branch, and you deleted the other origin branch prior to merging, it could be a lot more than a few weeks worth of work. The revert to a previous commit… shutters.
Its even scarier when master branch is prod
Don’t tell me ghost stories right now, it’s almost my bedtime.
That’s when you call in a wizard.
They do git necromancy and sacrifice a goat to the reflog to recover your code
Ah, yes, the reflog incantation. It is said that it can be performed only by those who have rebased on an hard reset origin.
That’s a really long phone number. Crazy that it has 7 repeating numbers in succession.
Considering suicide? Type in these 18 numbers without mistakes while you think about it…
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
That’s easy to remember!
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-my existence
