The most mind blowing thing about this is it’s from the Babylon Bee. That’s right the Babylon Bee actually made an honest to goodness funny.
To be fair they do have occasional bangers, even though they lean more towards the right.
My god. They have a second joke.
not a fan of ageism, but we got to cross a line on some jobs
What about ancient voters though. They vote for yesterdays politics to shape a world they won’t have to live in anymore. Voting rights should also be based on basic cognitive functionality
“In the end, we decided the benefits were worth it.” “The benefits?” “Oh you know: healthcare, affordable wages, plenty of vacation…”
lobbyist money, insider trading opportunities, golden parachute cable news contract
What do you even want, Senate literally means assembly of old men, so there you go. The original Senate (ancient Roman) probably had a minimum age of 60 restriction and mandatory balls exam.
Split the difference and put him on the Supreme Court
