Don’t forget the german
I only learnt what ich iel meant this week so this is totally ich iel
Please share
It’s “Me IRL”
Ahhhhh thank you
There does seem to be a significant German contingent on Lemmy, as there was on Reddit. I have a very in-my-head Reddit moment I need to share.
Remember when “The Nations of the World brought to you by Yakko Warner” was a meme and people were making all kinds of permutations of it? I saw one that was like “the nations of the world if Germany won WWII” which was basically “Germany Germany Germany Germany Portugal Spain, Spain, Germany, Germany…”
On the most recent r/place I remember, the Germans had a habit of taking their tricolor flag all the way across the canvas, which made me think “Germany Germany Germany Germany” in Yakko Warner’s voice.
c/coolstorybro@sh.itjust.works or however Lemmy links work I still don’t know.
Sie haben gerufen? Worum geht’s?
Ich glaube schon
0 == null
PHP says “ja”, Js says no.
And Star Trek
Fake it 'til you make it.
And you can greatly boost learning by applying Cunningham’s Law.
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Same. I’m confused by it.
But at least it’s different from the thousands of “PHP bad” memes.
If
Else if
Else if
Else if
Else if
Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It’s not hard.
Edit: Yandere was a better meme when it was just bad code.
git outta-here
* points to HEAD *
That’s a cherry picked reference.
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No one understands it. Am yet to run into something humorous.
I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).
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try { const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)]; if (!getJoke(joke)) { throw new Error("Joke not understood"); } } catch (error) { console.log("lol *upvotes*"); } function getJoke(joke) { // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false. // It's a part of the joke! return false; }
allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)]
This might throw array index out of bounds errors.
ECMAScript spec says Math.random must be less than 1. I was about to stop there, but a thought occurred to me: could the multiply with a float make a number large enough to floor to a different value for large enough values? 🤔
I imagine it’d have to be a ridiculously large number to amount enough floating point imprecision to matter, if so.
Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, “I belong here”
Counter strike source was best, what map is your favourite?
dust2
Dust
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Add an exclamation mark before the link expression for pictures:
![](https://wiki.artemis-rgb.com/guides/hmmm-yeah-i-know-some-of-these-words.jpg\)
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6 years into my career as a ReSTMonkey, this is absolutely still me
learn awk
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