Um…I wouldn’t mind her farting on me.
Too early??
My dude, fly your freak flag high.
Not true. My dog farts on me for more often then I fart on a horse. So for its about a billion to zero.
I also blame my farts on the dog.
First of all, do you consider people animals? Cuz people definitely get farted on more than horses. Unless you’re talking like a per horse average instead of a quantity of overall farts. Secondly, my dog loves to get all snuggly on the couch and in bed. I definitely fart on my dog far more than I’ve ever farted on a horse.
Your poor dog lol
What about that fish that lives in the anus of sea cucumbers. It basically lives in a fart lair.
TIL there are fish that live in the anus of sea cucumbers.
Poor horses… where is PETA when you need them?
Off somewhere killing someone’s beloved pets, probably.
what about ass-mites?
Didn’t know ass mites were a thing. I’m in the shower now washing my ass.
… wait. you weren’t washing your ass before today?
No I was, just not with a wire brush to get the mites off.
