Mmm, so refreshing…

…I helped the unibomber.

Oh snap.

It has been roughly 5,224 days (or over 14 years) since Sean Hannity promised to be waterboarded for charity.

I’m going to assasinate both Zuck and Elon on their boxing match

I mean… Hi

If you know, you know haha

Waterniggas was better.

naw man, fuck that the only thing water boarding (and torture in general) does is get people to say whatever they can to make it stop. I just realized… with that as a tool, you could get any name you want out of anyone you’re torturing :(