Bears should just enslave some other animals to produce milk for them. Simple.
Ants do that. I think they enslave aphids
Ants can be brutal. Some species of ants steal the eggs of different colonies to force them to work for their own colony. Sometimes, the kidnapped ants rebel and lay waste to the interior of the colony that kidnapped them if they think they can overpower them.
They do! Well, at least certain species do. They groom the aphids to harvest a sweet excretion.
It’s a really neat relationship.
I mean, it’s not just any excretion. It’s a byproduct of sorts of the aphids digestive system.
From wikipedia on “Honeydew (secretion)”:
When their mouthpart penetrates the phloem, the sugary, high-pressure liquid is forced out of the anus of the aphid.
mouthpart penetrates the phloem
liquid is forced out of the anus
Sweet Jesus.
Sweet Jesus.
Yes, apparently it does taste very sweet.
I’ll see myself out.
I assume someone made porn of this.
Well, there’s at least video of ants getting the honeydew, so I guess if one’s kinky enough, it’s porn for ants.
Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.
Just to clarify though, not a first date question.
More like third.
Nope. That shit ain’t pasteurized.
I only drink raw milk anyhow.
Why take the risk of getting a preventable disease?
Because it tastes good. Duh
Imagine 🌈
Where I live raw milk is highly regulated. More than pretty much any other food. It’s extremely safe. I am sure on some places it’s a risk.
And it does in fact taste much better than pasteurized milk. Pasteurized milk to me probably tasted like what canned milk would taste like to you.
because the dairy industry is tax subsidized & pays for propaganda commercials to make people think you need cow’s milk as an adult
I don’t know a single person who consumes milk because they think they require it. They just like the taste of dairy products.
The subsidization is an issue imo, but I don’t think people are as brainwashed regarding milk as you assume.
Now I’m going to eat you, little human.
HEY MARY, YOU WANT SOME HUMAN?
“I said fuck off, pervert!”
Supermarkets aren’t selling human milk, though. It’s milk from an entirely different animal.
I’m not a big fan of animal agriculture, but I don’t get why milk is singled out, as if we don’t consume the dead bodies of animals, bodies that weren’t “meant for” anything other than sustaining itself.
And we’ve been doing it for thousands of years, selectively breeding and domesticating cows for the purpose. Humans drinking cow’s milk is more natural than carrots being orange.
I think that meat and dairy are both unethical, but other animals do eat meat. AFAIK, humans are the only animal that drinks milk outside of their species. (Or drinks milk as an adult, for that matter!)
