567PrimeMover

I’m thinking it’s that little pile in the lower left-hand corner of the frame

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

Going to take this into account… I may have been approaching this the wrong way

This is what I mention when I’m covertly pushing “radical” ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can’t the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

That’s what bath houses are for!

They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

Fun fact: It’s a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.

Source: It came to me in a dream

In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you’re over the limit.

dramatic music plays over a montage of people sitting in their underwear giggling at memes on their computer/phone

If you hard, then you hard

scrolling idly on the phone

“What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!”

“Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to”

That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: “567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!”

And this meme can be easily updated by putting one single “5G” next to the left-hand leg of the bedframe and nowhere else

I don’t know, I’m scared to go look