Thanks, I threw up a little.
Thanks, I threw up a little.
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Your comment just reminded me that I’ve been paying for the family plan to include my father. The same guy that just kicked me out of the house I’d been paying him rent for.
Screw that guy. Enjoy your unskippable ads pops!
Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.
And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.
That’s funny… until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd… then I’m horrified.
To be fair, most of what I’ve seen of Chinese cuisine looks like dog yack, so I think we got the better end of the deal.