Its a new day, but it all feels old. Its the good life, that’s what I’m told. But everything it all just feels the same.

• Good Charlotte

Those flithy westerners

The tears say it all man.

Nm I was wrong. I wanted to talk shit and now here I am.

And being able to look at what’s on a playlist.

I think your cat is an alien.

As well as ex-wife material.

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I changed my Tinder account bio to this thanks

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but I was high

A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.

To see McCarthy calling for an impeachment, despite a law the republicans themselves made to stop trump from getting impeached during his term, is comical. Literally elementary school logic.

Did you clear the history? You probably didn’t do that.