That woooshed me pretty hard :-)

Wym?

That’s confusing

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush

Worst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.

Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.

Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.

I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.

Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

I didn’t say they controlled the house, I described what they do when they control the house.

Do pay attention to the complexities of the English language, it’s really worth it :-P

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The most confusing thing to me is how Democrats can have majorities in the House and POTUS and their agenda gets inched along but the second Republicans have that their agenda gets rammed through asap.

Is that a misconception? It certainly seems that Republicans make much more aggressive and active use of their power.

Yeah this meme is ass. If it makes anyone feel better, in Canada we have five parties that fail us instead of just two. The advantage there is we get to complain with more granularity. It’s the uncommon lose-lose-lose-lose-lose!

I was mostly on Reddit for hockey game threads. Lemmy sucks for that at the moment, so… I went to discord. Fuck spez

Does Lemmy also hug sites to death?

Whakanda?

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The picture of that poor woman’s thighs is all you need to see to know this was not a frivolous suit

That’s impossible, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line but the earth is curved.

Have you seen Auston Matthews’ mustache? There’s something fishy all right

Yeah those layovers on Baffin Island are popular

Pretty much that

ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP LEMMIES!