Since I adopted the mantra of ‘block early and often’ things have been much better and nothing of value has been lost.

You would be shocked how fast objects get lost in even a small handbag… So many panic attacks thinking ive lost keys

We have just gorged on boxing day cheese. Im full of cheese and content.

Sounds like a problem in the question. “Yes” is a perfectly valid response to “Do you want eggs or cheese”?

A word used a lot here as a humorous stand in for colds etc - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lurgy

Yeah but the main benefit is everyone else wearing them to prevent the spread in the first place.

I wish wearing masks on public transport remained normalised

Third day of rush hour public transport. I just know im about to come down with the lurgy

A UK pancake is very much that same large like a crepe but more substantial as well. Enjoyed almost exclusively on pancake day with sugar and lemon (we did blood orange juice because fancy).