You joke, but I swear I had one like that once.

What? I don’t know that!

Ride wife? 🦍

Rural America has some of the shittiest therapists you’ve ever seen. You might as well pay a homeless person to sit and listen to your problems. They might actually have better advice.

I think I’d figured it out by then. Besides, Kiki is basically her own antagonist, lol.

I had to watch it twice because western filmmakers have conditioned me to assume every story has a villain and will have things go horribly, so I was very confused the first time.

Honestly I wish I hadn’t done it the first time. I didn’t think it actually would affect the algorithm, and it screwed things up for a bit. It really did help when I stopped watching chud crap though.

My algorithm knows better. It knows I won’t hesitate to delete my history and fuck up its metrics.

Fappleang.

My washer went out several years ago, and when I was at rhe laundromat I decided to chat with this old man there because why not, he looks lonely and I’m bored af. Two sentences in he starts rambling about how the whole world is degenerate and that the end is coming soon…

“Don’t talk me, I’m empy!”

God help you if you put the video cable into an audio channel. Trying to connect this shit with a dying flashlight was hell.

“You cops sure are a contentious people.”

It drives me nuts how they’ll hire absolute buffoons from outside the company instead of promoting people who actually know what’s going on.

Wake me up when the Spiderverse one drops.