When the revolution comes, we’re still redistributing his wealth, but he doesn’t need to get the guillotine.

The best scenario is the one where there is no fence to begin with.

Or just stop destroying the environment so the beavers can do their thing.

“Actually I was talking about Mongolian throat singing”.

Not anymore. Welcome to the 2020s.

If you don’t share it on social media, did it really happen?

Born to be a forest goblin, forced to answer emails.

Help. I can’t unsee Loss.

Me playing Kingdom Hearts.

A wizard did it. Totally not AI.

Holy C.

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

Snoopy!

Dating is lava.

The way is piracy

Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped!

I support women’s wrongs.

You’re like a real-life xkcd comic.

I don’t like it. Make it stop!

We already produce enough food to feed all of humanity, we already have enough houses to house everyone, and we have the means to prevent and cure most diseases, yet people at the top gatekeep access to those resources to increase their profits.

But sure, inequality just happens spontaneously. There’s nothing we could do about that 😒