Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party’s first slot Pokémon every single time… Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?

I bims, 1 Kauderwelsch

Plastik altert nicht?

“The schlong choses the wizard”

You’ve got it all wrong! It was actually an incredibly genius move, as the writers knew that after 7 seasons of twists, turns and surprises, the audience wouldn’t really be phased by any characters death anymore. We’d become so accustomed to sudden character deaths that watching GoT became the literal incarnation of “expect the unexpected” and you can’t shock people who are just waiting for it to happen. So what did the showrunners do? They did the only thing nobody expected, assassinated the only target they knew would still get a reaction out of people after all this time - they killed off the show itself.

Well, since those former colonies can’t quite work it out on their own, maybe they should just be brought back into their respective empires again? 🤔

Ich hab nen Freund, der hat das Universum erschaffen und ist unsichtbar. Und wenn ich brav genug bin und ihn oft genug darum bitte, dann erfüllt er mir Wünsche. Aber wenn ich böse bin, dann lässt er mich nach meinem Tod auf ewig die schlimmste Folter erleiden, weil er mich liebt!

15 years and counting

Even then it would need a little more than the muskrats word to convince me that it’s not just something he made up lol

Sushi must’ve nene invented by a poor student

“Man, I’m hungry. What do I have left? Let’s see… cold rice, soy sauce, a few small chunks of fish from yesterday and there’s some seaweed growing in the fish tank? There has to be a way to turn this into something!”

Which isn’t to say that Sony hasn’t been actively trying to ruin their reputation all by themselves over the last 1-2 years. This whole console generation has mostly been about both companies getting just a little too comfortable and screwing over their customers in the process.

lol, I literally read the title in his “old woman voice” 😂

Everything’s a joke, but nothing is. Everything’s ironic, but also everything’s serious. Jokes are meant to make light of situations, but you can’t make them about serious stuff. It’s Schrödinger’s comedy, a true definition of Metarcasm: Everything real is satire and every satire is genuine.

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🇺🇸 : So they can autonomously democratize some of the oil trapped in the Middle East and then bring it back home, too? 🇺🇸

Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

Yamaha: Of course!

Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

Na als Basis für Currywurst-Soße. Is doch klar.

Warte… Wie war das nochmal? Ach ja!

“Leben ist auf keinem Ponyhof möglich, wenn da ein 5G Mast alles mit Elektrosmogstrahlung verseucht!”