dumbass

Carport.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.

A nazi party.

Is that the movie with the scene of hulk hogan riding a motorbike by a guy yeeting a dog into the river?

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don’t sweat that fucking much, it’s not like we’re doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate… Fuck.

Would have thought that incels would of loved the Sims, or can’t they get their Sims to get any as well.

I have friends who are full on religious while I’m an atheist, they know I’m not a fan of their religion but they also know that I only care if it’s making them happier and helping them, which to be fair has helped them become better people, but they were always the ones that needed some external guidance so I suppose gods a better guide than a meth dealer.

They don’t try to convert me and I don’t try to convert them and we still have fun, plus I enjoy hearing the weird AF stories from the bible, like the time Jesus got pissed at an out of season fig tree for not having figs when he wanted, so he cursed to for life, hungover entitled shit Jesus has some funny stories.

I thought Lemmy didn’t have targeted advertising!