F

Worked for me

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

May I exit

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

It’s gotta bay may

Hog juice can’t melt steel beams

What?

I pulled on a str and unraveled my C socks!

I fuckin love Notepad. No decorations, no flourish, just me and my raw thoughts

“We need a design that obscures ketchup, vomit, and shit stains”

“Absolutely on it, sir”

That cover art is giving Jack T. Chick

Little Bobby Tables all grown up 😢

Well well well That’s quite a switch in opinions

I want another row for N-95 mask! With approving Drake of course

Srsly Wrong podcast: Blue Shell Bezos

This made me remember there is a new Dune movie coming out soon

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

The seemingly random bold letters are sending me