They have more people than Wyoming

Guys, find yousself a gal that’s lookin at you the way you look at hot wheels

I mean, I get where you are coming from, but they are also my backup durable medical equipment supplier. I have two options in my area and they are number two. If you rely on medical equipment and have ever been jerked around by a supplier, having one that is responding to your money and only your money is very nice.

Like, I bought some pink tape off Amazon a few years back. Someone had unspooled the roll until it was almost empty then put it back in the box, then sold it to Amazon to sell to me. Nice scam, right? Fortunately the equipment I need is not returnable like the pink tape. Since I need medical equipment and when I need it from them I need immediately, it makes sense for us to pay for prime. Comes out to about six bucks a head if I did the math right, and I didn’t even try

Time to grab a USB powered dvd drive? I don’t have a 5.25, but we’ve got a 3.5 and a zip disk what run off USB that hold our access to our old disk troves. I should probably move them all to a single thumb drive one of these days.

No my eyes are different colors

I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can’t remember which, I’ve worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it’s changed over the years, but I didn’t ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it’s spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.

I just wanted to tell the story I’m sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.

dude just be here at 4 i got you covered

huh, i was going to say half a rem cycle. we are operating off the same software, just different updates.

yeah, my wife and i don’t have kids and even we are going on dates buying groceries. i don’t know how y’all get it done.

yeah. the trick is, finding the parents in the groups that you are actually real friends with. not just acquaintences. having a small regular gatherings with those close friends, the ones you want to keep in touch with. it takes more work, but it is worth it.

this is advice coming from the outside so take it with a grain of salt. it’s like, hey, shit shoveler. shovel more shit. you have too much to do already.

that’s the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A

for having the privilege to sit on your asses and do jack shit and then sitting on your asses and doing jack shit? bravo gen x. bravo. is that what you wanted?

I do see the same parents at all the kids activities. That’s close enough, right?

that’s pretty much how my parents socialized, so…

Did he miss mine?

Dot emm ell user huh? The, heretic, the!

It’s spelt Mandala here

What. Spoon. Just use your teeth like us common bridge trolls.

Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
“How many bones are in your body?” and then some viking yells “wanna bet?” before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth