Depends on how you build your shelter, really.

How do you accidentally bite the head off a bat? That’s like accidentally sticking your penis in someone other than your SO.

Yeah, my job didn’t pay for any of that fancy stuff. This was a wmic command.

It’s not necessarily abuse to not react strongly to your child having a minor injury, but that could be a reason why. It could also be you learned to mask your pain to avoid further abuse.

I also have a stupid high pain tolerance (like making it through my vasectomy without anesthesia while only saying ouch under my breath, because my surgeon didn’t believe I could still feel everything), but my mom knew about this from her masters degree and applied it to me.

I just say, “Let’s go ahead and try it again so I can check that box off.”

It really is true that our response to pain is in part a learned response. If your parents overreacted to your minor injuries, you’ll learn that’s how you’re supposed to respond to minor injuries.

My record was 18 months from a user who swore they restarted 3 times.

Once I had a user swear up and down they restarted the computer 3 times, and asked if I thought they were an idiot.

I said, “No, I’m not saying you’re an idiot, but your computer is saying it’s boot time was 18 months ago.”

He was actually asleep, not dead.

You’d be surprised, man. Go to any metal or rock concert and you’ll see guys matching your description pulling it off.

Gotta get the right soap. I have some specifically for balls, and I can go like 4 whole hours before the smell starts creeping back.

But I seem to have the opposite gene from the one south east Asians have that makes them have no BO, so I’m sure regular people will have better results.

I live in the south and they seem to be a rarity here. Most every car above the base models have heated seats for some reason. My wife loves it, but it’s useless for me. I think I’ve used mine once in 3 years.

I don’t believe for a second that the first attempt was legitimate.

But that’s only using like 2 minutes of the 2 hour return window

Source on the last part, please.

Being started by a millennial means nothing to the discussion. Were millennials the users who popularized it?

I don’t think millennials are responsible for 4chan. That shit was a cesspool while most of them were in elementary school.

Microwaving a spoon will just heat up the spoon.

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.