Nightmares for everyone!

The last star was slightly askew. Had to throw the whole thing away. Bin is full. Hour is late. Will I ever feed?

Sic temper tyrannis?

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.

Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.

Now I feel called out

The stings are just like a parent punishing the child so it doesnt do the dangerous thing any more?

Do we have stats for how many sharks fucked by humans per year?

I want to say zero, but I know in my heart it wont be zero.

https://youtu.be/AgqEIp2YmtE?is=uJ8W8CjcOYYJY73O

Was a solid job for a few years

I tried it once, in the early times. They hadn’t figured out the scaling at all. Lady was supposed to come sit in your face.

She didn’t get closer, she got bigger. Much bigger.

Would be phenomenal for the giantess crowd. Scared me off for life.

Edit : nobody press the arrows now leave it there

Maybe its a way of filtering people like that out?

If you’re so specific and irrational in your demands I’m not going to want to meet you anyway. Like setting your height to 5"11 specifically to avoid the kinds of women who absolutely insist on minimum 6ft

Thats my ideal for fishing. Im apparently great at it though. Fish fucking love jumping on my hook. I dont even want to catch one, I feel awful guilty about hurting them like that just for a day out.

I always wondered what the answer was but never got round to looking it up. I thought there’s no way it can be such a famous sentence and have the answer be that fucking stupid.

Maybe in the 60s or sometime when gender norms were more strictly enforced it would have been good?

Last time I was in that situation was in the Turkish barber. He had a really really thick accent and I struggle parsing the spoken word at the best of times. Out of fear of potentially being viewed racist I just nodded and gave the man a thumbs up, assuming he was probably asking if the job was OK. He came back with a cottonball of kerosene or something, set it on fire and started waving it at my ear. Turns out “ear flame” is a real thing, and what was being offered.

Motherfucker made me anxious sweat, then cast fireball “without warning”, and charged me an extra £8 for my troubles. I will forever rue the day.

what do you have

Balls. Both as an answer, and a statement of disappointment over the sudden realisation I have nothing to offer.

You better hope and pray it doesnt die on your watch. Thats some canon-event level stuff.

That was my first experience of death as a child. 5 year old me cried like a little bitch.

I will never understand why Netflix or Spotify dont just chill out a little.

Netflix can’t possibly get any bigger. Its available on basically every device to basically every economically active human on the planet. Its big enough that its used as a description of any streaming service. “Its basically Netflix but for books/anime/games/whatever”.

At some point can you not just give it a rest? Or use the excess money to try and build a new business doing something else?

I might be back to pirating soon if it gets bad enough that I can get my wife on board.

People are willing to pay for a good service. If paying becomes a worse experience than getting whatever you want for free, there’s no helping them.

He’s got the whooooole world. In a bun.