Discover
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
CustardFist@feddit.nl to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

‘RANDOM FLUFF #76’ [OC]

feddit.nl

message-square
26
link
fedilink
351

‘RANDOM FLUFF #76’ [OC]

feddit.nl

CustardFist@feddit.nl to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
message-square
26
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    50
    ·
    2 years ago

    You know the comic is funny because it’s about prison violence and rape!

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      28
      ·
      2 years ago

      I thought it was just about prisoners with maximum insecurities? Maybe I need to get out the Urban Dictionary? And is the name Westfield significant? Around me it’s a name for malls, malls have food courts…?

      • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        2 years ago

        You are correct, @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works. 😎👍

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 years ago

        Oh. I’m an idiot. But still the fact that they worry about that

      • evidences@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 years ago

        I think they probably choose Westfield for that reason, implying it’s a for profit prison.

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    2 years ago

    I’m gonna print this out and mail it to my cousin who’s in prison.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 years ago

      You should include a recipe for a tossed salad. Maybe a nice Caesar.

      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 years ago

        He’s been in for… 27? years. If he don’t know by now, ain’t no helpin’.

        • HKPiax@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 years ago

          What did he do?

          • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            edit-2
            2 years ago

            The way I understand it, he got mixed up with some girl who turned him on to meth and then convinced him that her ex bf had been harassing her to the point where they needed to myrtle him and put him in the river.

            • HKPiax@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              2 years ago

              That is fucked

              • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                edit-2
                2 years ago

                Yeah it sucks. He was a cool dude- into electronics and RC stuff. Now he’s so disconnected from everything that he might as well not even exist in this realm. Also the other dude was probably not that bad. I spoke to one of his family members years ago, but only once.

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 years ago

    I get the salad one, but the knife out of pasta?

    • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 years ago

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiv_(weapon)

      Inmates make knives out of the weirdest things.

      • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        2 years ago

        Thank you! Didn’t know you could make a shiv from pasta 😂

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          Can’t remember which old prison turned museum it was, but in their display of makeshift weapons they had a gun made out of toilet paper.

          • TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 years ago

            An extremely common weapon is just whatever paper you can get your hands on, rolled up really really tight and folded over. You use it like a knife, targeting the neck or soft spots. I don’t think it’s used with intent to kill usually.

  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    2 years ago

    So Mr. Fist, how would you describe your comics? Aggressively unfunny is the general vibe I’m going for and I’m proud to say my audience agrees.

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      2 years ago

      I would describe it as “colorful unwholesomeness”.
      I’m aware of limited size of the niche I’ve chosen, but this is the stuff I want to make.

      • Thorry84@feddit.nl
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        2 years ago

        It’s all good man, you do you. Don’t let idiots on the internet tell you otherwise.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    Well, if you suck, you won’t suck at tossing salad, or so I’m told

  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Is this in reference to pdiddy?

    • CustardFist@feddit.nlOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 years ago

      Nah, I don’t do current affairs. 🙂‍↔️

      But nice to hear he’s gone to a better place. 😌

Comic Strips@lemmy.world

comicstrips@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !comicstrips@lemmy.world

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

Rules
  1. 😇 Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. 📽️ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. 📋 Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author’s website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      ✅ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. 📬 Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 🖐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author’s comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 🖐) will be removed.
  7. 🏴‍☠️ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      Sí, por favor [Spanish/Español]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you’re posting:

  • Markdown - Links / Images

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what’s going on. (example)

Web of Links
  • !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: “I use Arch btw”
  • !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don’t say!)
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.67K users / day
  • 6.13K users / week
  • 11.2K users / month
  • 20.8K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 23.5K subscribers
  • 6.98K Posts
  • 129K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
  • Otter@lemmy.ca
  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
  • 18107@aussie.zone
  • [alt] otter@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org