Your strap-on work with Donny’s bottom will allow him to focus on his campaign even when he’s being gang-spanked by his cell mates.

  • hglman@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If he were elected in prison, he wouldn’t be released, would he? It would be quite the political farce.

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      1 year ago

      “Would be” and “political farce” are no longer allowed in the same thought. Trump could fellate his own prolapse in the middle of 5th Avenue and his #GOP rivals would line up to wipe his chin.