Edit: Since it’s come up a couple times in the comment, I’ll add that there’s evidence use of a water flosser is more effective than dental floss.
Edit: Since it’s come up a couple times in the comment, I’ll add that there’s evidence use of a water flosser is more effective than dental floss.
Yeah, but that one time as a kid i had an electic toothbrush. Took it to a sleepover. Went off in bag. Others joking about it being a vibrator.
Manual toothbushes are cheaper, simpler, and not embarrasing at sleepovers
Gotta have better sleepovers then. Ones where vibrators are welcomed, not shamed
“Nah throwers don’t worry about bags that tick because modern bombs don’t tick. If it’s vibrating, though, we gotta check it out. 9 times out of 10 it’s just an electric toothbrush. But sometimes… Looks around sometimes… It’s a dildo.”
Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo
If you haven’t tried used your X vibrating device on your sex organs, you’re a fool