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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago

When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 months ago
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    And devs get an underpowered laptop with 16GB, an i5, and 128GB SSD, that cost less than a quarter of the product manager’s device, because they dared ask for a Linux laptop. It’s an update from a Chromebook, alright! But the business “cares” about excellence 😉

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      I still laugh about the time a company I worked for bought all the mobile devs less powerful laptops, and then they didn’t have enough storage to install Android studio.

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      It’s only ok if it’s a T480 running Arch.

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        T470 here (the anniversary model). I’ll part with it when someone takes it from my cold, dead body.

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      Wow, you guys get 128 GB? I’m just over here suffering with a 32 GB SSD and 4 GB of RAM.

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        Ah good old androids

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          Pfft I wish. This is a dogshit Dell PC.

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