tsuica@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years agoI love it when I have to scream at a computerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square206linkfedilinkarrow-up11.69K
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minus-squareKarmaPolice@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 years agoMost database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-23 years agoOr not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
minus-squareKarmaPolice@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 years agoYes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.
Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.