Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.

You make me sick.

But how do you know they are working if you don’t clack them?

Is it really grilling if there’s no clacking?

liers anonymous next room

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

You just lost grilling privileges.

I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?