I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.
Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:
A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!
Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?
This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.
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I feel like somebody this dumb would have their cap on backwards.
Dude… harsh.
Not unwarranted, but harsh.
This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.
My new favorite comic site. Thank you for sharing.
This is Loss
Milton Jones’ origin story?
This should be in the training manual for all lighthouse keepers.
“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”
A nightmare awakes me, blinking light!
There’s no guide, blind ships in the night.
Oh blood red moon, eat away the night.
Darkness covers my lonely soul,
No one to feed the dying light…
