If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he’d already be dead.
It’s a cool fun fact regardless of whether it’s relevant to comedic value
He does look dead inside.
IDK…you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that’s not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.
Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
A comma makes this two very different sentences.
Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
Or
Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn’t actually prevent you from crying
Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)
I’m getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?
Slugs do not work that way! Good night!
Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh
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