• IWW4@lemmy.zip
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    15 days ago

    The us military maintains a lot of forests. Mostly because the US military don’t want anyone to blow themselves up stumbling on the unexploded ordinance.

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      Sounds woke to me. Think of the amount of lumber trump can give America if he frees up the land

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            No, he’s not. That’s the real reason. Now we just need to gather everyone that is like minded and meet in these forests to protest and get rid of the wokeness.

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              Oh yeah? Well, I heard that the real Epstein List, the one implicating the Clintons, Soros and Obama (and not the fake one that’s like 30% Trump) is buried under one of those trees.

              Git your shovels, boys!

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                I’ve been hearing that too, it’s right next to that one guy with a big dong’s laptop, which is easily found under a half meter mound of dirt. Just dig up every half meter mound of dirt you can find in these particular locations and we can make woke disappear overnight.

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                  Be sure to invite all of your like-minded friends, as well as that weird one uncle who still believes in QAnon - it’s hole -some fun for everyone.

                  Don’t miss out, it’s going to be a blast!