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getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

this technology suffers from high latency

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this technology suffers from high latency

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getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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IPoAC

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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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    Strap 20 sd card with 1TB capacity each. Send the pidgeon to a neighboring city, 2 hours flight time.

    Bandwidth: 2.78 GB/s (assuming no wild hawks in the area)

    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.”

    • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      When “packet loss” occurs:

      This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

    • Resonosity@lemmy.ca
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      That’s a terrible ping 😂

    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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      You are forgetting the time it takes to copy the data to and from these cards. Data may be transported, but it is not usable until you copy it. Copying 20 TiB is probaply going to take some time

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        Fastest SD card has ~300MB/s read speed and ~250MB/s write speed. Assuming you can write to those cards in parallel, that means you’ll need an additional one hour to write the data to the SD cards and another one hour to read them back. So 4 hours in total which halves the data rates to 1.39 GB/s.

        That’s assuming the card can actually sustain ~250MB/s write speed during the full 1TB copy. It probably can if the card is freshly formatted but I haven’t actually tested it myself.

        • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s still very fast

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    When Baldur’s Gate 3 came out our group of friends wanted to start a game together. Since one of our friends, living about a kilometer away, has shitty internet it was faster for me to download the game myself, copy it to a USB stick, have it driven over by another friend, copy it onto the friends PC and verify file integrity than downloading it.

    German internet in a nutshell.

    So yeah, IPoAC would’ve it’s purpose.

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      quote-never-underestimate-the-bandwidth-of-a-station-wagon-full-of-tapes-hurtling-down-the-andrew-s-tanenbaum-80-15-90-3647818434

      • iamtherealwalrus@lemmy.world
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        You are joking. But https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/ is real.

        • Pipoca@lemmy.world
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          It’s a real quote, from the 80s, published in a networking textbook.

          It’s amusing, but it’s always been a serious and occasionally practical observation.

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            Relevant XKCD.

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    My neighbor bought a bird feeder, how do I defend against MitM?

    • UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml
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      Buy better seed and a bird bath.

  • Treczoks@lemm.ee
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    Ahh, the good old RFCs dated April, 1st. This one is number 1149 ( A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers), and got later updated in RFC 2549 (IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service).

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    Old news, it’s been superseded by RFC6214.

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      “ There is evidence that some carriers have a propensity to eat other carriers and then carry the eaten payloads.”

      This is gold

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    You need to set a pretty damn high timeout time for this to work.

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      That said, the bandwidth of strapping microSD cards to carrier pigeons is actually pretty high.

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    Some guys actually managed to do a ping using this standard. I saw pictures and all.

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    Removed by mod

  • TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org
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    So Alfred Hitchcock predicted DDOS attacks decades before they were a thing?

  • oNevia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “an example of packet loss” 🤣

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, we also saw the same post you did.

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