Yeah but the boss doesn’t need to know that

“ There is evidence that some carriers have a propensity to eat other carriers and then carry the eaten payloads.”

This is gold

Ah yes, back to reading the shampoo label.

“Huh, these things have instructions…”

What about going out at night? Serious question, as I tried to fix my sleep cycle but failed because of weekends with friends staying up until late, or my kids waking me up in the middle of the night.

int unused_variable = 0;

Dude wtf is your problem don’t just leave things lying about there don’t you know how to code I mean what the- I don’t go to your house and leave shit on the floor and just—

int _unused_variable = 0;

Ok. We cool.

I can hear what this comic sounds like