I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???
Just eat once a week. Yuge savings
Spare lunch?
Have you tried photosynthesis?
I think to save money you should skip dinner. Breakfast food is generally cheaper. Big breakfast at 10-11am. Late lunch at 4-5pm and a light dinner if hungry at night is more economical
Sleep for dinner
Time to go one meal a day
Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda
I’m not religious, but I do feel like writing something like this is comparable to selling your soul to the devil. The person who wrote this abandoned their humanity for capitalists and they should be ashamed.
If they had the capacity to feel shame, I don’t think they would have penned that article. Disgusts me how quickly people abandon humanity for a few schillings
that’s the one Bezos bought?
Tomorrow’s headline, “Millenials are single handedly killing the breakfast industry”.
Maybe we should eat billionaires instead
I feel quite hungry lately
I could never eat human meat 😔
True, Elon probably tastes like meth
Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead
They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom
To not get murdered, die right now…
No need to skip meals, there’s plenty of rich to eat
“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”
Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?
Have you tried not being poor?
I try one day then I’m poor again.
If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!
Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!
I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.
Man that’s kinda fucked up, who knows if they’d survive getting another brain injury
I already skip breakfast, gonna need additional money saving tips…
No worries, I’ve got you. Skip lunch to save additional money.
already did. now what
How much additional do I save if was planning on having avocado toast?
You’d save abo… Wait a minute, us regular people can’t afford avocado toast.
I thought this was a joke, but no, it’s real.
Skip 1 meal to save money
Skip 2 meals to lose weight
Skip all 3 meals and end world hunger
It’s just that simple.
I think you’re suppose to start a revolution after missing three meals. I think the people on wallstreet forgot that.
