• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The Christian god, no less. The one that’s supposed to be forgiving and understanding and no fucky neighbor’s daddy before him or something

    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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      That’s only the new testament god. The old testament god would do things like turn you into a pillar of salt because you glanced back at the city you were fleeing when he told you not to. He probably took anger management courses off-screen during the time skip or something.

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        That’s only the new testament god. The old testament god would do […]

        Yeah and that’s the same god that’s also perfect and unchanging right?

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        Pillar of salt was kind of low point tbh. He shoulda listened…

        Don’t forget when he destroyed a man’s life for a goof, and a gaff. A man, God himself describes as blameless and upright in all manners - a perfect representation of a good person. >!Book of Job!<