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minus-squarelolola@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoCome fucking kill me then. Take my boring office job.
minus-squareMister Neon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWe’ll collaborate to fake your death since you’re being generous and thus you’ve endeared yourself to me. Is there any chance I could just pretend to be you?
minus-squareMister Neon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoOk then. How do you feel being sacrificed to Tezcatlipoca?
Come fucking kill me then. Take my boring office job.
We’ll collaborate to fake your death since you’re being generous and thus you’ve endeared yourself to me. Is there any chance I could just pretend to be you?
No. No death, no deal.
Ok then. How do you feel being sacrificed to Tezcatlipoca?