• teft@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    It’s like how all the “people” in the stands in The Phantom Menace podracing scene were actually Q-Tips.

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      10 months ago

      I want to go on the record I actually love a couple nickleback songs and try to embrace it. I just wasn’t sure who else to use for the punchline.

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        10 months ago

        Nowadays people seem to have moved on from Nickelback. Lately it seems Imagine Dragons has taken their place as the butt of these jokes.

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    10 months ago

    And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus