I feel like this would have been doable on cable in the 90s or early 00s.

Nobody’s perfect

That’s getting pretty serious

Copy that.

Thank you, I was wondering if it would land.

I’m here all week, folks.

Maybe this is why some drinks are served with little umbrellas.

Bah, I can never remember and was just copying the comic. Apparently “judgment” is the standard American spelling, and “judgement” is English. They both look right to me. I need to remember to always consult the Terminator:

It’s like, intentionally trying to look cool and wanting people to notice.

I had no idea there were penguins in South Africa!

I didn’t make this meme, so that stuck out for me too. Godzilla, or maybe Dragonzord, would have come to my mind first as a kid.

Congrats on the win! Pick something good.

That’s a funny way to put it. I’ve always heard (in the US) “it’ll hurt your eyes” in more general terms.

Hungarian speakers have mentioned that it’s more like a Y instead of a J.

Thank you, Father Peanut.

“You don’t deserve to wear that uniform.”

Thank you for your service.

Meata, lol

It would be the best selling drug on the market instantly, lol. I bet even dads of that gen felt similarly with their dads.