- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
platypus
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?
This wouldnt work because if quantums are grouped together they lose their quantum properties. Thus a duck in a superposition can unfortunately not exist :)
everything is a bucket
Dear God
There’s more
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
No way, a space duck!
Quack!
This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
If a duck was about to hit his head on something, how would you warn him?
“Hey duck!” ?
They are called ducks because they duck.
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Ok Howard…
Ducking A!
no way
