• wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one
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    11 months ago

    Far better to die young under a car tire, bleeding out slowly and painfully alone on the asphalt. Totally agree, way better than living your entire lifespan.

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      11 months ago

      … in a gilded prison, never really have lived a single day in their entire lives.

      Yeah, I’d take my chances with the tire.

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        11 months ago

        If your house is a gilded prison to your pets, youre a shit pet owner and you shouldnt own any animal of any kind.

        Like sorry bud, you can give a small mammal a fulfilling life inside your house pretty fuckin easy. Harness training a cat is so straight forward, too, so its not even a life permanently indoors.

        I get youre probably so fuckin lazy that you would prefer your pet gets its guts ripped out and dies slow in the worst pain of its life. But any normal adult capable of washing their ass can do better than you, so maybe you leave the big boy responsibilities to better people.