The humble legalist

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The humble legalist

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Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

[blue, shaking, in distress]
Help me!
I have been robbed!
I have lost all my belongings!

[yellow, a finger raised, looking smug]
Wrong.
Robbing is illegal.
It’s impossible that you have been robbed.

[zoom on blue, who is looking blasé and emotionless]

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1 month ago
Rhymes with “make guns illegal and the gun violence will stop”.
- surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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  Yes, but nobody says that.
- Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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  Ehh, that also rhymes with “make transport of foreign plants and animals illegal and the invasive species will stop”
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  Dude go touch grass

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