• PunnyName@lemmy.world
    9·
    9 months ago

    I do work on my bed. But that’s because I don’t have any other comfortable seating possibilities.

    It sucks being poor.

  • anytimesoon@lemmy.ml
    5·
    9 months ago

    Why is the bed irresistible in the mornings, and yet I never want to go to bed in the evenings

    • Chill Dude 69@lemmynsfw.com
      4·
      9 months ago

      Pfft. That ass is safe for work. I’m surprised Mr. Chastity over there is needing to pray, to stay away from it. This ho’s forehead is curvier than that weak-ass ass. Her ass looks like what you’d imagine Pee-Wee Herman’s ass looked like. Truth.

      In fact, I don’t even think this dude is praying for guidance. I think he’s praying for some kind of ass miracle. Like, maybe God can send some more junk for that trunk.