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realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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What did you bring to the table?

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What did you bring to the table?

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realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Via Flotsamm

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    Oh! “enthusiasm”; not “euthanasia”. Makes so much more sense now. That’s what I get for earl morning reading.

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      I can’t speak for the others, but my upvote is because I read it the exact same way.

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      Computer, earl morning reading. Lukewarm.

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      euthanasiasm

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial.

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          Gen X, actually.

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            Overlooked again, as usual.

            • samus12345@lemmy.world
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              Eh, whatever.

    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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      Glad it wasn’t just me

    • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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      Same

  • ultraviolence@lemmy.world
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    Sir, that’s my registered mental support toad

  • Mechaguana@programming.dev
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    That is one handsome fella, look at his size! I’m in awe because of this ginormous lad!

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      Here, take one

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        The guy’s expression tells all that needs to be said.

        • moistclump@lemmy.world
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          And the toads expression

          • samus12345@lemmy.world
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            “Unhand me, sir!”

      • Mechaguana@programming.dev
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        Is it wrong that I want to gently poke his leathery rotund belly

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      What an absolute unit

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    “That’s the most unprofessional-”

    “You’re hired!”

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    Pretty clever to bring hypno-toad to a job interview but need to be careful that it doesn’t steal your job.

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    I’d hire her,

    Most people aren’t qualified and lie anyway. At least she sounds interesting,

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      Toad is enough qualification for me.

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        It is a very cute toad. Hired! And I guess she’s hired as well.

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          Look how polite & sophisticated it looks, ofc their human can come too, is prob well trained.

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    It is (not) Wednesday my dudes!

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      But it is wednesday, my dudes!

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        Now it is!

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      Wednesdays are but a day on the calendar, the spirit of Wednesday is an unstoppable force!

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    Source is https://www.instagram.com/flotsamm/

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      I was able to track it down to there but the content looked too varied for him to be the author of the comic. But I will take it on your word to put it in the header. Thanks.

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    “This was my last boss, after he wouldn’t give me a raise. What about you, do you think I’m qualified to work here?”

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    He looks very polite

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    Hire that frog.

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    I’m in full support of bring your toad to work day!

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    Hades II ass interview

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    Am I the only one that read that with Matt Berry’s voice?

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      The man or the woman?

      Because “Ooooughhh, you MEEEAN my… Tooooooooaughd.” Could easily be a Matt Berry quote

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      I’m seeing Dan Avidan

  • ⓝⓞ🅞🅝🅔@lemmy.ca
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    But what happens next?!

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      I dare you to move

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      Anal

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