The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.
At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.
you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]
The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.
No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.
Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.
Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?
The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.
The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button
I have been pulling recipes off of ChatGPT because of this nonsense.
I got you https://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com
(Click the meals name to get the recipe)
do not visit the site if curse words isn’t your thing
Today I Learned!
This is going in my bookmarks next to http://motherfuckingwebsite.com
ooh, just you wait until chatgpt learns how to write recipes “properly”
Fuck, that is going to be so irritating when it can create long responses with “relevant” ads.
Ooh this is brilliant. I actually bought some recipe books because I was so fucking sick of scrolling through 40 paragraphs of bullshit about the blogger’s life before they put the fucking 6 ingredient list up
I fucking hate these. Also made me think about making my own website with simple straight to the point recipies.
Sadly no one would find it because of SEO.
If we find something (usually on Pinterest) that we like, I will paste it in a Word document, format it, print it out, and put it in the recipe binder that sits in our kitchen counter. It’s old school but it works.
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I’ve been wanting to create a GraphQL-powered Docker container that allows you to “plug in” various recipe websites.
I’d almost rather write a query from scratch than scroll at this point.
I use a terrific app called Paprika. It strips the nonsense SEO trash off and saves it locally in categories with pictures from the site. It can scale recipes up and down by whatever you percentage you want and can also convert metric to freedom units, etc. It can build shopping lists if you want for it to.
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I didn’t want to oversell it because it’s “just” a recipe app. 😊
It also has a setting that prevents your phone from going to lock screen. I can’t tell you how helpful that is when your hands are covered in biscuit dough or hamburger meat.
I’ve been using RSS for blogs I like / trust and using they for new recipe discovery
Soooo… where’s the recipe?
You need a slow cooker to access this recipe, duh…
Do I put the Internet in the slow cooker?
The other way around
In… in my butt?
Your butt must be really big to fit the world wide web inside
everybody knows it’s just a box
“Please press the button on your slow cooker to confirm its existence before continuing.”
But all of my slow cookers are busy running Skyrim
I’m slow and I’m the only one cooking this so I don’t understand what i need for the recipe—
If Ted Kaczynski ever cooked you something in a pot I recommend leaving and calling the bomb squad.
If Ted Kaczynski ever cooks something for me I’m calling an exorcist. Man’s dead
And yet his vision of anti technology anarchism lives o… who am I kidding.
Teddie would never use a slow cooker, that’s post industrial technology
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Nvm
And I thought that’ll be about Patrick Stewart.
