Burn a book! Save a tree!

I love the flat earther energy in this

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

The original article is paywalled (I mean, registration-walled?), this summary is not

404 Media reported that 4chan users claimed to be sharing personal data and selfies from Tea after discovering an exposed database.

Hmm… How many significant figures of pi was it made to?

This is genuinely really classy

Where’s the pickle?!