Yeah, but would you be aware if you hadn’t learned about it in school?

Oh wait. Fish spend lots of time in school. Dang.

Everyone keeps telling me both sides aren’t the same, but look – they’re even wearing the same color suit and tie!

Have you ever read one of my favorite books: Project Hail Mary? No? It’s about… uhh… a guy waking up and… hearing a voice. That happens on the first page, and… anything else would be a spoiler.

Buddy, have you ever seen The Princess Bride? It’s about a guy who reads a book to his grandson.

Hey man, lemme tell you about this game Portal: someone belittles you while you shoot a gun that doesn’t even kill people.

Or do what I do, and downplay it. Sure, nobody ever takes my “suggestions”, but at least they’re never disappointed!

Likewise, who would remember to rotate their tires without a handy time-keeping book? And who would remember to look at it every month without an incentive? Clearly, the supermodel calendar is a very tire-centric design.