My dog died between Christmas and New Year’s 2020, the two years before I got another were the darkest I’ve had in my life. I need a pet.

Because penises are funny and vaginas are a line.

I mean, penises are just inherently funny. Look at them, they’re ridiculous.

I read the 100 years ago today sub, 100%. Though it needs more tophat.

Oh I’m racist? Next you’re gonna tell me I am not the same age as her do not touch! Making fun of a government and leader of said government is not racism. You are beyond ridiculous, more ridiculous than the noise Xi Jinping makes when he motorboats my scrote.

Sure thing comrade. I’ll remember as I’m draping my nuts across Xi’s nose and stamping his forehead with my asshole.

Whatever, what would happen to me in China if I went in the street yelling “Xi Jinping can lick my balls”? Cuz that Pooh Bear bitch can straight lick my balls for real.

He’s a Chinese shill. Probably paid.

The part where it assigns a fucking score to a human being is fucking awful to start. China is an Orwellian shithole.

Jersey Devil, chupacabre, Detroit’s Nain Rouge.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may die.

Shocking? Very pearl clutchy take.

It’s two people I know’s favorite series.

Have you read the Murderbot series then? You should if you haven’t.

If I see this fuckwit in the street I’m laying him out.