I mentally replaced the dude with jay sherman the critic and its even more funny

I poop twice a day at the office

I did a sleesp study once… i question the methodology

“Ok, we hooked up a bunch of wires all over your body and head. Now go to sleep in this strange bed!”

“oh, surprise! You didnt get good sleep! Must be a medical issue!”

unfortunately, even if we don’t live in the US, the consequences of their stupid decisions affect all of us

It’s a code of honour amongst all sailors, not particularly a nazi thing

lol, I just finished watching zootopia 2 an hour ago…

Those tiger backup dancers to the shakira/gazelle character… the animators know EXACTLY what they’re doing… right?

like honestly, is disney actually innocently oblivious?

The funny thing is, i actually have legit access to some paid streaming services. But because i refuse to download their app or connect my tv to the internet, i’m limited to 720p in the browser…

So i just pirate the shit anyway

I havent pirated a single game since i installed steam 20 years ago

There was a short period of time where netflix was good enough so i didnt pirate movies or tv shows either

It’s 100% a service problem

yeah, for sure the breaking of expectations is a big part of it.

but i’ve also seen some stuff that would be denounced by the right as “DEI woke nonsense” even by today’s standards

I’ve also experienced the opposite. Watching shows/movies from the 70s and 80s and thinking, “this is woke af”

Still not asked to leave, but I noticed glances from staff and such so I left earlier than I would have, but on my own accord because I want to be helpful.

i didnt mean literally asked to leave, but i’ve had the check brought to the table without me asking, which is a pretty clear sign they want you out

Also being told at the start of the meal that there is a 90min limit until the next seating, or at the time of reservation that there is a time limit

No, this seems to be a mostly north american problem… i’ve never been rushed to GTFO in europe or asia, no matter high or low end

Italy as well, and i assume many other places in the world outside of north america

Just go to one of the biggest news communities on lemmy…

If you cant tell the difference between bbc, reuters, the guardian… and publicwitness.wordandway.com (a very highly upvoted link over the last day) then there’s no point in me scouring the whole fediverse trying to prove my point.

And you can all downvote me to hell just to stay in your echo chamber… but you’re no better than the right ring idiots we mock in this comic

Some articles of dubious veracity yet, articles from sources at least making an effort to appear reputable.

well thats what i’m talking about. Not literal blogs, but opinion websites masquerading as news sites. I dont see how that’s any better than the right wing manosphere trash the comic is criticizing

Left wing people on lemmy do the same thing… so many links posted on news and world news communities is just left wing blogs…

I imagine it’s a point of pride for many americans

Libs vs tankies is just another distraction by the owner class to keep us divided… so tired of these memes on lemmy…

We are all working class

There is no war but class war

I have teeth grinding problems and my dentist told me to either get a new (less stressful) job, or inject poison into my jaw…

Kind of on the fence about botox right now

Because I don’t trust anecdotes from individuals

[proceeds to trust some random patreon website and some youtube travel influencers…]

anyway. it was a fun afternoon of earning capitalist value tokens while pretending to add value at work… thanks all for the discussion