

What if it was their left and not their right?
I’m a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor


What if it was their left and not their right?


We use it when, for any reason, a person who could easily use something related to their field, doesn’t use it. What it means is that if someone who could be using something because they know how it works, isn’t using it, there must be a reason.


In Spanish, we have a saying: “En casa de herrero, cuchara de palo”.
A rough translation would be “in the blacksmith’s house you’ll find wood spoons”. It’s not a new thing, it’s been like that since ancient times.
If a cat learned how to use a can opener, everything would be a can. And that’s terrifying.
Most modern AAA games with some degree of exploration tend to use yellow (or any bright colour, but usually yellow) paint to tell a player where to go.


Thousands of years ago, when we were smashing rocks to make knives, probably.
We’ve never been an intelligent species as much as a dumb branch of apes that happen to give birth to some glitched individuals with a form of intelligence every now and then. But jesus fuck, the last years, with the unversal internet access that we achieved, we became dumber than ever.


You can’t reason with someone who wants you dead. Simple as that.


I’ve been working on this company for 3 years.
We have a “cable cabinet” that has around 50 different types of cables. Around 45 of them have been there from the early 90s. I still haven’t used them. And none of my colleagues (some of which have been there for 20 years or more) have ever used them. Yet, everyone refuses to throw them away, we don’t want to risk needing them and not finding them.
Every single italian who watched that scene took offense at how they looked at Tina. They are not welcome here.


I’m so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.
I have an alternative idea fom a meme.
Blue says: “if you could push a button that gives you a hundred million dollars but a random billionaire dies, would you do it?”
Then simply switch yellow and the billionaire.