I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If you have no money, just get more money. This is elementary, come on hobos!

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

It is what it is.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

No, it’ll be Xbox 1080 - but you’ll just turn 1080 degrees and walk away from it.

Meh, my dong is bigger.

Or the Tesla blows up because you sent a mean tweet.

Unrelated but do you think a pizza flavored cake would taste good?

Go for it fam, do what you love and the money will come!

He’s probably trying to be “that guy” around here, I wouldn’t take him seriously.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.