That being would never make it through the burning house scene. But it would be delicious.

My first time playing the Max Payne I was a teenager and it also just drinking a whole lot of cough syrup. It was one hell of a ride.

You must be lying, that guy said you wouldn’t regret it.

There’s enough sugar in natural lemon juice to ferment well enough to get the job done. All you need to add is time and open air for the first day, and you’ll have an endless supply of alcohol.

Once you see bubble start forming seal it up to keep excess and less wanted bacteria from piling in, unseal to vent the building co2 on the regular, and when the bubbling dies down, drink up. If you save some starter from your last batch to toss into each new batch it will help get a happy yeast colony growing faster, for more faster drunky.

Jesus. Carry water with you. Drink. Set alarms to remind you if you need to. It’s not complicated. If you spend so much time staring at social media feeds that random memes telling you to drink are important and helpful to you then your real problem isn’t ADHD.

No. Get fucked. People who can’t comprehend that they need to drink water to not die, especially in hot temperatures, should die for the betterment of the species.

Bring back broken glass on playgrounds. Stop turning Idiocracy into a documentary.

Uncle Scotty’s manicotti is fire. Hector loved it.

Everyone who runs like that deserves to drown. This is a good plan.

I had an Angelfire page and played The Realm. Having Internet access doesn’t necessitate having knowledge of weird ass furry full body insertion fetishes.

Had to google “vore.” What the fuck is wrong with you kids?

Cream of Wheat, not cream of meat.