This comic was done better by Jason Heeris back in 2013. Only reason I know this is because I printed it out and stuck it on my cubicle wall.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/f23ytv/this_is_why_you_shouldnt_interrupt_a_programmer/

I’m sorry…what up with the crows eyestalks?

It’s “employee owned” but still has a CCP Party Committee that makes decisions. Chinese companies have historically created backdoors in both software and hardware, and have no issues with stealing proprietary data, code, or designs.

Ignorance of security concerns is pretty much akin to the saying, “Well, I have nothing to hide. Who cares if the government spies on me.” It’s not just the US government saying it, it’s pretty much any security company or individual worth their salt saying it.

When your girl got her feet up in the air during any of the following sex positions:

• Anvil
• Butterfly
• Shoulder Holder
• Viennese Oyster

Your brain starts associateling feet with sex. Like, you can still think feet are gross, but the second your brain makes that association, you’re done.

For me, my wife also LOVES foot rubs…which would often lead to sex as well. So my brain went full Pavlov and made that jump. I mean, it’s like anything else, gotta be clean (after shower is best) and well-kept. I’m not going near anyones stinky, busted, janky, warty, fungus ridden foot.

I remember in my 20’s going, wtf why would anyone ever like feet!?, to being super embarrassed that I was turned on by it, to just enjoying life and embracing it.

It’s nice to see people standing up to ICE all across the country. They’re being painted as criminals by the state (i.e. Trump), but REAL American citizens know that these people are heroes. Fuck ICE, fuck the cops that support ICE, and a very special double fuck you to Trump and his sycophants - hell has a dark hole waiting for all of you traitors.

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a little dick. Your dick isn’t a measure of how “manly” or “powerful” you are. You decide your self-worth. It’s when people decide that they need to “prove” how masculine they are that they can become a problem. I think the alt-right has really figured how how to target the insecurities of men and use that to fuel their anger. And you’re right, they choose to be fascists in order to feel like they’re getting the power they think they deserve. Weak and insecure men look to fascism to solve a problem they’ve convinced themselves is a problem.

Look, we’re not saying that every dude with a tiny dick is a fascist, but it’s weird that every fascist seems to have a tiny dick.

It’s why they all have to make up for it by trying to be a massive douche canoe an “alpha male”.

I get his argument. I personally don’t mind it, but people are trying to curate their feeds better. Memes should ideally be for memes.

This better belongs in whitepeopletwitter. Do we have one on Lemmy yet?

If they are willing to defend facism and defend a dictator…then what’s the problem?

At some point your “I’m just doing my job” becomes, “I support an American dictatorship.”. Do you not have morals? Your “job” has now become antithetical to the American Democratic Ethos - you are now a de facto traitor to your country. Last I checked, traitors are an enemy of the state.

…so again, what’s the problem?

It’s a political statement. Guys are talking this way. Sure it’s a caricature, but that doesn’t make the statement less meaningful. Toxic masculinity is just that…it’s toxic AF, and while I may not think she has the funniest comic ever, it’s a good way to showcase the absurdity of our current times.

I love seeing these comics. You can always count on like 20 white males showing up asking how this is funny, that it’s a strawman, that pizzacake is terrible, blah blah blah.

The simple thing is, they are comics that give a flavor of the times. Males ARE acting this way. Is it a caricature of a scenario, sure, but that’s what a fucking comic is. Does it have to be “funny” in order to be a comic? No, there are political comics everywhere. Why does pizzacake only get this sort of ire? Is it because she’s calling out white males on the absurdity of their actions, and they don’t like it?

My advice? Chill TF out bros. It’s a comic. If you don’t like it, maybe you should talk to your buddies when they start acting like Andrew Taint’s mouthpiece. Toxic masculinity is a real issue. Sorry that it takes a fucking pizzacake comic to discuss it…

Elf Comic (Merrivius)

Those policies result in shit like this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/01/sam-nordquist-killing-matthew-shepard …and that was murder.

The language used by the state, that they are less than human, that they are evil, that they are less than human…leads to shit like this. Act dense all you want, but you know you’re wrong.

What’s wrong with the artist?

You can “believe” all you want in your happy little make-believe bubble, but the facts are that conservatives are trying to ban, restrict, redefine, and remove trans people from getting healthcare, from being referenced in media or schools (censored), and removing them from the military.

Here’s the list from the ACLU of all 456 anti-LGBTQ bills in the US.

https://www.aclu.org/legislative-attacks-on-lgbtq-rights-2025

Yeah, conservatives are so tolerant…

…oh. And there’s never been a law to force people to use correct pronouns. Ever. There’s never been an effort to “force” anyone or do anything. People were simply asking for you to respect them by using preferred pronouns. Asking for people to respect them as a human being is apparently an affront to US Conservatives.

That would be better referenced as a vibrational dampening plushie.

Omg, just because he said he’s a Nazi doesn’t mean he actually is one. You need to remember he’s autistic. He’s on the spectrum. Are really harassing this poor man on something he can’t control?!

Exactly. Greed and self-interest are not eliminated by changing economic systems. They wil justl manifest differently (for example, the nomenklatura in the USSR).

No…not everyone hates capitalism. Everyone hates uncontrolled capitalism.

Socialism isn’t some magical bandaid that will make everything better. It has a shit ton of it’s own problems and downfalls…nearly all of which are conveniently glossed over by leftists.

Oooh…any chance you suggest roasted vegetables? It’s easy and pretty fools proof assuming you don’t burn them.